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Hi, my name is Phil Burns. I've been doing comedy since July of 2009. I have a variety of topics I touch on including airline announcements, my son, drugs in sports, hockey and others. I can make up material about almost any topic I'm given and be able to do 2 to 5 minutes on it. My goal is to make people forget the problems in their life and the world through laughter. I work on the craft I've grasped since being laid off and enjoy what I'm doing. Given the opportunity I will not disappoint the crowd. Thank you and I hope to hear from you soon. Phil Burns