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He got Jay Leno to shave with Jif® peanut butter.
He got Barbara Walters to put a wet Pampers® diaper on her head.
He got Wayne Brady to rub French's® mustard all over his chest!

Joey Green, the guru of weird uses for brand-name products, delights audiences with his outlandish demonstrations. He gets the whole room filled with laughter, and at the same time, he shares hundreds of inventive ways to save money.

The New York Daily News calls him “a hyperactive, testosterone-charged version of Heloise.” People calls him the “Pantry Professor.”

The New York Times says, “His deadpan explanations end in punchlines that would have a stand-up comic's audience in the aisles.”

Formerly a contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson, Joey is the bestselling author of more than 50 books, including Joey Green's Magic Health Remedies, Joey Green's Kitchen Magic, Joey Green's Cleaning Magic, Joey Green's Fix-It Magic, Joey Green's Gardening Magic, and Joey Green's Amazing Pet Cures.

His hysterical and high-spirited presentation has made him a popular guest on Good Morning America, The View, and The Tonight Show. This hysterical and ingenious ideaman
opens people's eyes to the potential hiding in every product, providing laughter and learning.

Let Joey Green be your next celebrity guest at your event! Joey attracts local and national media attention for appearances across the nation. And he's a huge hit with attendees!